Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Mr. Bloomsday Goes to Washington

Must do:

National Cathedral, Bishop's Garden
Union Station
Smithsonian Metro
Hains Point
Building Museum
Native American Museum


Any CIA operatives: You must remain - at least - twenty feet behind me.

Larry Tribe: I'll be getting burned at the Omni Shoreham pool on Monday.

Barry O: I still love you, no matter what mean things they say. Faith! Hope! Jive!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

"My leg hairs have officially stopped growing," chirps Molly at the breakfast table. Amonymous crunches and slurps, aloof.
"Das is good?" I ask.
"Well, it saves time in the morning, at least."
There is, inside her, our second child, growing, sapping her resources and proteins. All that wouldbe leg hair redirected, outsourced to the womb for its nutrients and cellular mass. "Perhaps we should call the kid Harry."

Wednesday, June 16, 2010